Forgive me Father for I have sinned
I'm Beth, but I go by many names. Eventually this tumblr will be a reflection of how random I really am. I plan to make my numerous interests known. So, I won't write them here as motivation.
Saved by: Tony
Best friend: Bruce
Lover: Loki
Cockblocked: Thor
Enemy: Tony
Killed by: ThorSaved by: Bruce
Best friend: Clint
Lover: Tony
Cockblocked: Natasha (YOU WHORE, I mean…*coughcough*)
Enemy: Steve
Killed by: Natasha. (I KNEW IT. YOU WANTED MY MAN.)Saved by: The Hulk
Best friend: Thor
Lover: Captain America
Cockblocked: Hawkeye (Not cool Clint)
Enemy: Iron Manprobably because my lover is Steve
Killed by: The Hulk (Wow. Rude. Save me and then kill me)
Saved by: Captain America
Best friend: Captain America
Lover: Captain America
Cockblocked: Loki
Enemy: Captain America
Killed by: Loki
Captain America is apparently my life or at least everyone in it. Until Loki steps in, cockblocks all of our contradictory relationships by killing me?
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“The Friend Zone” is one of my least favorite ideas. It implies quite a few problematic things:
- The woman who is “friendzoning” you is aware of your feelings towards her and chooses to lead you to believe she feels the same way in order to exploit you for gifts and favors
- Simply by the fact…
I never thought of it that way, but then again I don’t think I’ve ever friendzoned someone. Unless I have and I didn’t know it. That’s what this is about anyway. Why can’t we all just be happy?
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Best of the Crazy Girlfriend Praying Mantis Meme (even more here)
I actually had a boyfriend like this… He was crazy.
I’ve been yelled at so many times because of Dream Kevin. He ruins my life.
Yeah….>.> Someone knows who I’m thinking of….
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Legend of Zelda apron ($60) available from darlingarmy
Save Hyrule and dinner, all at the same time!
So uh guys, my birthday IS coming up…..
Gah!
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Welcome to: If Male Superhero Costumes were Designed Like Female Superhero Costumes!
Aaaaa I dunno. I got tired of guys having no idea why girls find female superhero’s costumes kinda sexist, so I, um, made this?
My main goals were: 1) Make it so the first thing you think of when you look at them is sex, whether you want to or not. 2) make it so that any male human who looks at this feels really uncomfortable. 3) make it funny, because, well, it’s kinda hilarious really.
Not trying to start a war here, just wanted to poke a bit of fun.
So, here you go menfolk, welcome to being a girl who likes comics.
Oh my yes! THIS!
